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Sandy Garfunkel

When you are having intercourse with your partner on the beach and you pull out sticking your sock in the sand and quickly re-entering the vagina with a sand paper covered dick
Hey did you seal the deal with your lady friend last night

Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her
by Mrniceguy2134 June 3, 2021
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Sandy Handy

A handjob given from one party to another with a hand coated in sand. Purpose being pain for pleasure.
"Ani do you want a sandy handy?"
- Padme
"I dont like sand, it's coarse, its rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- Anakin
by MrFatboy343 June 8, 2018
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Hammy-Sandy

When you wrap ham slices around a sandpaper roll and either shove it up someone's anus or fuck it.
"Eh there bud, I got a Hammy-Sandy from Jona last night my ass was burning all night long."
by LE FUju March 10, 2021
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sandie

sandie is the type of person to comfort you when you are in a bad situation because she knows what is feels like to be hurt and she doesn't want anyone to go through the same things she went through without anyone being there for her. she is so kind but she can sometimes be mean in a jokingly way and she is a very beautiful and pretty person.
Emily: omg there is sandie she is such a kind and caring person.

Stacy: omg yes i really want to be friends with her.
by mel.21 November 20, 2023
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Sandy Brownie

The act of cunnilingus with an African-American woman on a sandy beach.
-How was you trip to Miami Jim?

-Pretty good, had a few sandy brownies.
by Miillard Hunt October 14, 2011
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Sandis

a sweet guy who will make anyone laugh. someone you love with all of ur heart and will never let go.
I Love you Sandis
by tbhhellooooo November 22, 2021
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No Sandy No Candy

When you get a persistent air from a media agency after responding to their brief with all your efforts
In the aftermath of losing Sandy your media agency sales mastermind, when you lose a media agency response to a brief, you are encountering a 'no sandy no candy' moment. Hold the L.
by Sandysmate April 7, 2021
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