Superbowl Surprise

a huge, explosive fart brought about by an injury

When Brent jumped right on Hilary's guts, she let out a huge Superbowl Surprise.

by frijole July 23, 2008

bifkinder surprise

Originates from the word bifkin although I thought it up in bens car the other day. Basically it is when someone makes contact with your biff! In either a pleasurable way (a kiss for example) or a painful way (eg. a kick!) Though obviously a kick is way more of a surprise. Heh

'He came up behind me and gave me a harsh bifkinder surprise, then he pinched my wallet, the fag!'

by [Harry^Hardcore) November 10, 2004

Spaghetti surprise

When a man dehydrates himself and receives oral sex. When he ejaculates in her (or his) mouth, the load is very thick, and spaghetti like, and the taste is very difficult to clear up by simply swallowing. The effect is maximized by ejaculating closer to the top of the tongue, but still in the mouth.

I drove for 14 hours straight yesterday. I didn't drink anything 'cause I didn't wanna have to stop and piss, so when my girlfriend got to suckin on my knob, she got quite the spaghetti surprise!

by McQuiver February 6, 2010

Easter Surprise

When a man is fucking a girl in the vagina and switches to her asshole, she screams out of surprise and you shove an easter egg in her mouth and yell "SHUT UP AND RESPECT JESUS, BITCH!"

Dude 1) My dumb bitch girlfriend wouldnt shut up during her easter surprise party.
Dude 2) What a disrespectful bitch!
Dude 3) She is so un-christian man.

by DEGOUCH1 April 28, 2009

surprise relocation

The act of moving an object or person from one location to another against their will.

H: What did you do last night Bill?
B: Well Henry, I drugged my little brother and dropped him off in a dumpster at the nearest sweatshop.
H: Isn't that called kidnap?
B: Hell no! It's just surprise relocation.

by eyes2thesku4u May 20, 2008

Surprised pikachu

Surprised pikachu meme is a really gay meme that is often used when a person gets irritated by someone on a sociable app to show that they are mentally depressed. Was created when a person watched one of the old gen pokémon animes and screenshotted it then spammed it everywhere. Is now overused pretty much everywhere.

person1: hey did you watch the new venom movie
person 2: no I'm underaged learn to check peoples profiles you american
person1: :surprised pikachu meme image:
person2: never talk to me again

by Bloxis November 11, 2018

Surprise Sex

The best kind of sex. Not rape like previously thought of.

It can be long, but is usually a "quickie," sex done quickly and shameless with your partner!

Surprise sex has been going on for millenia and was quite popular in classical Greece and ancient Rome.

Guy: Hey girl, it's me...guess what?

Girl: What?

Guy: Surprise!!! It's time for some surprise make-up sex! You'll love it! It's my surprise sex for you tonight, baby!

by LuffDogDictatesUrbanDictionary January 11, 2010