when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014

Pearl River High

A high school in Pearl River, Louisiana. Many people look down on the people at PRHS, under the pretense that all residents of Pearl River are hicks, rednecks, or just plain stupid. However, there are many smart, cool people at Pearl River High.

I go to Pearl River High, and it's an awesome school. Go Rebels!

by PRpride March 30, 2010

river ass

1. heavy perspiration in the butt crack
2. a variation on swamp ass

"It's so damn hot outside, I have river ass."

by Pat and Jack November 9, 2003

muddy river

The act of punching a woman in the abdominal region after performing anal intercourse; causing a large volume of human waste to be thrust out in a liquid form.

I was fucking Cindy last night and I decided to give her the old Muddy River. Sadly, I had to get new sheets.

by OG Pueblo October 9, 2007

Chocolate River

The chocolate river involves a girl eating a mass amount of taco bell, and then having vaginal sex from behind. During which she suprises him by unloading all of her diarrea onto the mans stomach, hips, and of course his genitals, making a sort of river from her anus.

"After giving my girlfriend the dirty sanchez she got her revenge with a chocolate river!"

by Willy's Wonka August 15, 2009

Red Sox-Yankees Rivalry

Greatest rivalry in the history of professional sports. Most years the rivalry ends as somewhat of a draw. This year, the Red Sox have the better team (wait, they usually have the better team every year) and have already taken six out of seven games from the Yankees (see shit). Does not bode well for the Bronx Bombers.

You see the Yankees just bought up every good player they could?

Doesn't matter, since the Sox have the best pitching in baseball.

by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004

rivaled

To have someone deliberately draw the attention of a being of hostility to themself, and then go near their victim (so as to alert said hostile being of your presence).

Usually, the offender also pretends to be dead (or completely vanish), in order to disinterest the aforementioned hostile being from them completely leaving their victim in danger.

Victim: I was just minding my own business when some rogue with a vicious mountain lion chasing him ran at me and vanished!

Victim's Friend: You got rivaled!

by Casp May 10, 2005