ripped dick

When you try to go in dry, but the hole is too tight, causing a painful sensation like the skin being ripped off the penis.

I tried to go in dry, but ended up with a ripped dick.

by Flapjack McGee December 01, 2015

Sand Rip

The art of removing sand from your ass crack in one clean swoop in the most dignified of ways.

Guy1:wow did u see that chick?
Guy2:what?
Guy1:she like totally pulled a sand rip!
Guy2:really?i think id like her 2 do that for me,my ass is extremely sandy.

by Jonnysheridan December 13, 2007

rip the zong

The act of ripping a zong. Usually said when talking about drugs, especially marijuana.

Gluck and I rip the zong on the weekend before hockey.

by Scars Hockeydude June 11, 2009

RIP Queen

((((NOUN)))) When a fine ass girl turn out a nasty thot.

Harvard Boi-"That bitch was fine but turn out she stank."
Elevated Master Harvard-"RIP Queen."

by PutCTFUUniverseOnSeeFirst January 13, 2017

Ripping Bootycheeks

When something is absolutely garbage and you should stop using it and switch, or when someone produces an unpleasant odor on the mic and earrapes.

Dude 1: Hey dude why did you disconnect from the party?
Dude 2: My internet was ripping bootycheeks.

by Sussosoos August 04, 2019

Rip shitting

Adjective. Describing ones physical state of inebriation.

Rob was so rip shitting stoned, he got out his dick and showed it to the dishwasher. (Wife)

by John VanDyke August 01, 2006

rip ass

What the fat kid in the back row does when he passes colon air through his anus in the middle of class.

Holy shit! Did Rob just rip ass?

by JP May 08, 2004