Maximum Ride 

A series of books about six genetically modified human-avian hybrids.

It is recently being made into movies, and if the director is smart enough, unlike the director of Percy Jackson, it will cause another Harry Potter-like fandom around the world. People would reflect it in their lives, and James Patterson would be rich. (Although he already is richer than Stephanie Meyer, Stephen King, or J.K. Rowling, making him THE richest author, according to Forbes.)

If the director was either TOO smart or hadn't learnt a lesson from Twilight, it would create another batch of FANGirls that forgot about Edward the minute they saw Fang. (And that would be a disaster, causing another wave of twihard-like craziness)

Maximum Ride will come and kick you in the face if you don't like her books. Angel will help her.

Maximum Ride by TheDoubleJ February 22, 2011

Polish Bike Ride 

We aren't sure, we only know that, there is no cure...

The bully gave him a polish bike ride...

Polish Bike Ride by pLaYaMaGiC11 May 1, 2005

Filly Train Ride 

When a guy cums in a girl after doggie style sex, he keeps his cock in her and they walk as a team to the bathroom so the cum doesn't leak all over the bed sheets. The penis keeps the cum in the pussy while the legs operate the train.

Jen: Oh my god, that is so much cum, I just changed my bed sheets!

Joe: No worries babe, I'll give you a Filly Train Ride.

Filly Train Ride by Filly Train Ride June 25, 2014

Shanghai Cab Ride 

The sexual act/position that consists of standing doggie-style heterosexual intercourse that is rapid and forceful that randomly switches from vagina to anus while smoking a cigarette and honking a car horn mounted on the bedpost.

Hey, get the car horn ready. I'm in the mood for a Shanghai Cab Ride tonight.

Shanghai Cab Ride by clarjock March 10, 2015

jersey bike ride 

To trick an individual to partake in an intense endeavor, ending in an unfortunate surprise.

When Mike finally found the golden treasure chest and smelled the poop inside it, he immediately knew he was the subject of an elaborate Jersey Bike Ride.

jersey bike ride by BaDoSu9 December 14, 2016

MC ride 

MC ride is the front man who of well-known experimental hip-hop band, death grips. He is known for his deep and booming voice and erratic stage behavior, as well as his seemingly nonsensical lyrics such as “The tables flipped now we got all the coconuts bitch!”, “Burmese babies under each arm, screaming beautiful songs”, and “soon your crew’ll be serving sandwiches named after me, Vietnamese style fool”. (All of these lyrics are in the same song, in the same verse)

Friend 1: “dude we’re you at that death grips concert last night?”
Friend 2: “no dude what was it like”
Friend 1: “It was crazy! MC ride looked like he was about to go fucking crazy while they were performing ‘no love’”

MC ride by Clint Westwood February 7, 2021

Tom Sawyer Raft Ride 

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.

The Tom Sawyer Raft Ride is a lot more refreshing than it sounds...

Tom Sawyer Raft Ride by Stunzeedkus March 1, 2011