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Recession Bitch

A woman, usually dumb, who becomes panicked and worrisome when she hears "the R word". Usually occurs when she watches 6 seconds of CNN before returning to watching MTV.
"Wow she won't even go to a movie, what a Recession Bitch."
by The Man from Earth April 2, 2009
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depression

Depression is like drown in the sea but seeing everyone around you breathing perfectly fine.

It feels like you're walking upstream through a current strong enough to pull you under four times over. There are others, with you but they are walking along the banks telling you to "just get out of the water." Every once and a while you find a rock that is strong enough to lean on, and you just rest for a bit. But the rocks always get tired of holding you up, and when they let go, your left drowning, thrown 50ft. under and you try to get back to the surface. But nothing is harder than to stand back up in the current when everything in you is telling yourself to just give up and just drown to get it over with. To just get dragged under the water and just die.

Depression is a serious thing and people pose to have it but it's not something you want to have anyway so why pretend? When you go around telling your friends you have depression just know that there might actually be a depressed person right next to you. You maybe think that you're depressed but you aren't you're just sad for the time being if you are doing that.

To people actually fighting depression reading this... Stay Strong because stars can't shine without darkness.
Person 1: "I'm sorry for anyone with depression they have to be really strong."
Person 2: "I hope they get through it."
by ill_be_okay_eventually May 27, 2015
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Depressioncomet

Depressioncomet is a little bitch
by PapaWombat 69 June 8, 2020
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Nasal Depression

The state of being depressed about the size, shape, or color of one's nose. Can lead to decrease of self confidence.
Me: I have nasal depression.
LaDonna: LaMeelah, go see a nasal psychiatrist.
by LaMeelah March 25, 2009
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Coldstone Depression

The immense amount of regret and shame felt after eating icecream from Coldstone Creamery.
David: "Mer, I feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream..."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."
by hi.immeredith August 6, 2011
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guitar depression

A general state of sadness, personal despondency, or dejection felt immediately after witnessing an individual outperform or otherwise display such exceptional skill playing a guitar that it leaves one suddenly melancholic or indifferent towards oneself and one's own level of skill with same instrument. Not to be confused with shredblock.
Carla: "Hey, have you seen James recently?"
Gary: "Nah. I hear he has guitar depression...hasn't left his room, or touched his guitar for weeks. Not since John Petrucci ripped him a new one."
by Autodidact904 January 6, 2017
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tumbling depression

When you are half crippled. A level up from Crippling depression
"Yo man, my mom got tumbling depression cause there weren't any noodles at Walmart."
by Random but not really November 30, 2017
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