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closed relationship

this type of relationship exists when both individuals mutually agree at not labeling a mainstream relationship. Instead they partake in a closed relationship which is simply two friends who are more than just two friends who enjoy each others company without the labels of boyfriend and girlfriend.
boy1: hey, want to be in a closed relationship?
girl1: ok. lets hang out.
by linkin ice fanny cigarette February 14, 2009
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Middle school relationship

A relationship that might Actually last but most of the time doesn't that happens in middle school
I'm in middle school I have been dating a guy for nine months now and I love being in a middle school relationship
by Danilovesjose September 11, 2016
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Religion

An excuse for willfully ignorant and stupid bigots to justify their intolerance and hate against people who are different than them (race, creed, gender, sexuality etc...)

Don’t let those assholes discourage you from believing in god since most religious people are good people.
Gay couple: Why did you vandalize our house?
Bible thumper: GOD HATES FAGS!!! THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE AN INSULT TO MY RELIGION!!!
Gay couple: But we didn’t choose to be gay, it's not our fault.
Bible thumper: That’s not true, there are camps where you can pray the gay away. I’ve been there twice and I got cured.
Gay couple: Are you sure you’re cured?
Bible thumper: (covers ears) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH JESUS LOVES ME BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!
by A WHITE GUY January 27, 2019
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ching chong your religion is wrong

A meme on the internet used to ridicule Asian people

A phrase to promote other religions.
Asian guy: I converted to Buddhism
White Guy: ching chong your religion is wrong
Asian guy *Beats white guy up*
by Sea Dragon December 2, 2018
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sexual relations

Interactions involving sexual behavior with another person, or other people including, kissing, petting, humping, making out, sex, anal sex, oral sex, rimming, t bagging, fucking, licking, hickeys, sucking.
Wow is that girl president of the celibacy club? Clearly not because shes having sexual relations with that random guy!
by Celibategirl March 18, 2009
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Religious

1. Person A: Scientists have come to the conclusion that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old.
Person B: Lies, it says on the bible that God made the Earth 5,000 years ago.
Person A: Yeah, he also sent his zombie son (who happens to be his own father) to tell you to bow down, drink his blood and eat his flesh, or else you'll burn for the rest of eternity. You religious nut.

2. Tom Cruise and John Travolta are religious scientologists.
by Calatrafa November 5, 2009
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religious right

The extremely ironic name for the shit-brained fascists who are fighting for control of America, and who put the Bush junta in power.
by Pace June 4, 2004
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