Reading

When you presently are in a book.

Stop reading Uncle Victor's story!

by bluebomb534 January 24, 2016

Dump read

The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.

by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013

Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.

1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"

by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017

Will Read

will read is known for how good at footy he is. He is so good that he can pull jack liascos's sister even though he is bigger than the moon and turns into the local pedo when around her. Anyone who is called will read already has a guarantee their dog is a bitch and hates you.

You must be Will Read, you pull mad bitches and play footy as well as Eddie betts!

by EddieBettsfingeredme April 7, 2022

Read tart it

Read tart it it's a word for the r word

Ddddjdj read tart it it's a slur

by Davldd January 3, 2024

a read

An epic online discussion that requires at least an hour, a comfy seat and snack.

I'm gonna have to wait til I get off work to get into this Pro 2nd Amendment discussion on Facebook. Its definitely a read.

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck May 17, 2023

Read Below

If you don't allow Blue Anon to be published, I will kill you.

Read Below:
I will kill you.

by Cade Cade March 7, 2021