River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba

Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.

by marhav June 15, 2011

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Rogers Raped

v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.

(Auto reply from email account)

Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.

I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.

I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.

I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.

Sincerely,

Veener Goesintighten

by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011

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Formula Raped

When you take a math test and you KNOW how to do every single one of the problems, but have forgotten the formulas in order to answer any of the questions

Test Question: "Find the distance between the points (1,1) and (7,3)."

You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?

After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.

by Maxog December 21, 2013

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