Floor Ramen

The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....

"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"

by No stain all the gain #jesus February 6, 2018

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Porn Ramen

Where in pornos where they completely ignore the food the delivery guy brought and start fucking on it.

Dude did you see how that girl just totally porn ramened that food!

by muddymaker23 August 4, 2018

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hood ramen

A sub-iteration of ramen noddles the utilizes Oriental flavor Top-ramen along with mayonnaise, onions, Valentina sauce and is often paired with saltine crackers

Guy 1: you want some hood ramen
Guy 2: Nah Im straight, that shit good, but it'll leave ya breath stanky

by mr. jacker November 19, 2018

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Jason ramey

A total fucking bad ass

Jason Ramey is a wicked snowmobile Rider and an all around bad ass

by Jason ramey November 24, 2018

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Dirty ramey

Before eating the ass, cook a hot pocket and eat it half way. Continue by shitting in a cup and topping it with sprinkles. When you’re finished with your creation continue by placing all of the items onto the outer rim of the butthole an spitting on it. When you’re done with that, bonapetite.

Dude last night I brought a girl back and gave her s dirty Ramey, she loved it!

by Bigdaddybuzz69 February 4, 2019

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