Pre-Laptop

adjective. Adherrence to the conservative time period preceeding the technology era. Often used to refer to someone who is not technology, blackberry, iPhone, Blackjack, facebook, or myspace friendly.

"Dude why are you still using these floppy disks, why don't you copy the files to an easy flash drive?"

"I don't know, I've never thought about it."

"You are so Pre-Laptop, douche"

by Scott P Mexican January 9, 2008

Pre-Bitching

The behavior of preemptively stating how a man will do something stupid and fail.

After an event comes to pass, there is post-bitching confirmation bias endlessly.

Laquisha began a stream of audible pre-bitching predictions of how her man's autonomous and unsupervised behavior will cause him self anguish and embarrassment.

by Heavee K April 24, 2019

Pre-frontal

The little kiss on her belly button you do before you take her magic box to munchtown

My pre-frontal game is nuts, she was leaking by the time I stuck my face between her legs

by Sputmilk October 11, 2019

Pre-C

Describes the time period before the Covid-19 pandemic.

“Man, I miss the old days.”

“Yeah Pre-C was dope. Didn’t know what we had.”

by ezOak September 21, 2020

Pre-Jac

Negative - When a situation is over planned and fails before it starts.

- Leaving you partner unsatisfied and upset but who cares.

Positive - Uncontrollably amazing

- 3 Seconds of joy followed by an apology

“This beer so good it made me pre-Jac”
“I’m Pre-Jacing all over this beer.”
“I totally pre-jaced that presentation.”
“Pre-Jac Attack”

by pre-jac June 16, 2017

pre-panda

A shortcut for referring to the time pre-covid19 pandemic. Probably offensive, because it kind of makes a sort of happy sounding phrase when millions died, the economy crashed, etc. Use cautiously.

The last time I drank a beer in a bar was around a month pre-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021

Pre-Thanks

When someone thanks you for a job, action, help that has not even been started. Now you are obliged to carry out the action for them.

The teacher pre-thanks the technician during their text conversation:

Teacher: My Computer is going crazy. It is shutting down and flickering sporadically.

Technician: OK, I will be there later today to take a look.

Teacher: Oh, Thank you so much!

by CAR1999 December 20, 2012