potatonet

When one's internet speed is reduced to that of dial-up.

"I went over my internet limit for this month, now I have Potatonet."

by A TF2 player October 22, 2017

Potato Jedi

A Try hard youtuber who's channel fails but still puts "potato jedi" as username in every single game and the urban dictionary.

guy one: i have a sick youtubee account.

guy two: you're probably just a potato jedi

by wowowowowowowowow_haram November 15, 2017

Potato tomato french fry

Usually used in a sarcastic tone, this phrase is to draw attention to two things that one person thinks is the same but clearly aren't.

My friend told me I needed a girlfriend so I named my Fleshlight Girlfriend, Potato tomato french fry.

by TedStriker13 January 25, 2018

PotatoLord

A user on the Nintendo Switch

Hey PotatoLord What’s your friend code?

I’m not telling you?!?

Splatoon stuff lol

by Splashley is talking to people October 6, 2018

Potato Cough

A chunky cough that lasts from about a week, to a month. Hard to hold in as it wants to come out every few minutes.

“Don’t mind John dying over there, he just has the potato cough”

by GillyB3an February 14, 2019

Potato's Journey

Potato's Journey is a book series written by two good boys named jon and elias. It is a good series about a potato named Bob.

Someone: Do you want to hangout today?

Me: No, I'm reading Potato's Journey.

by Someone_Named_Bailey April 16, 2019

Potato Plug

A Potato Plug is when you find a potato just right to stick up your ass

Kath: This potato plug is so hot.
Konner : Are you sure could use a potato I plug as well.

by Shaggy Dill September 9, 2019