Porn Pill

When a guy/girl masturbates in order to fall asleep or feel sleepy

Case of insomnia? That's fine just take a porn pill

by hunkofbeef July 30, 2010

SFW Porn

Porn that was been edited using Photoshop or MS Paint to cover up anything that would be NSFW, usually in a comical manner.

"Man, I was looking at some SFW porn during the seminar and no one noticed!"

by PeteyCoco October 26, 2009

Porn Laptop

An older laptop that is now exclusively used for surfing porn. All the internet favorites are porn sites and it's typically loaded with spyware and viruses.

Dude, can I use your laptop; I need to buy some shit on Amazon.

Sure man, just know that it's my porn laptop and your credit card info will be public information. And don't mess with my favorites!

by twinsfan7 November 19, 2009

Porn Jazz

The term 'Porn Jazz' relates to background music often used during scenes of a sexual/erotic nature.

The U.K TV channel, 'Channel Five' showcased a great deal of Porn Jazz during it erotic late night movies during the 90's.

That was some quality Porn Jazz accompanying Fanny Hill last Friday night.

by Roystonvasey18 July 22, 2009

Porn Star

A whore with a camera

mike: "sally fucked that guy for 10 dollars"
bob: "wow, what a whore"
mike: "yea, and they filmed it"
bob: "oh then in that case she's a porn star"

by Zbuckley February 15, 2007

porn monkey

A person that is obsessed with porn, they watch it all the time, think about it constantly and refer everything to porn (also see: Porn Addict)

Vachan is a porn monkey, porn is all he thinks about

by Jaime Potluri April 30, 2005

porn buddies

A friend who, upon your untimely demise, arrives at your residence and removes all the pornography you don't want others to see. Originally mentioned in the first episode of Brit-com "Coupling".

If I don't make it through surgery, Jane will go to my house and destroy all of my bondage videos. She's my porn buddy.

by Mamaknows August 8, 2004