Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

Police officer

Police officers are criminals that make up laws

The police officer told me i'd be arrested if i disrespected them

by anonymous September 8, 2020

the police

legal criminals .

my respect for the police has reached not zero but MINUS.

by 9sam5 June 14, 2020

POLICE

Acronym = Pointless Overbearing Losers Intending Constant Exploitation

I hate the Police.

The police love to abuse their power in any way shape or form.

by William Stevenson October 2, 2014

police

nasty little motherfuckers who say things like " just doing my job" an they think they fucking help the
"community"

they stole my pot and probably smoked it!!!

by nimsa June 17, 2004

Butt Sex Police

The police who enjoy shoving things up your anoos.

BWOOP BWOOP!! Butt Sex Police alert, stick it in his anoos!

by Butt Sex Police February 24, 2005

Police cruzer

1. A car that looks like an unmarked police car, but isn't. 2. An obnoctous car that looks like a cop car, usualy has black rims with 3 antennas, and most of the time have at least one 5 1/2 foot antenna.

"thats such a cool police cruzer."

by Cj (the unmarked cop) February 5, 2010