boob pants

Pants that go way too high. They usually stop about halfway up to one's boobs.

"Did you see that old woman's boob pants?"
"Yeah! She doesn't need a bra if she's gonna be wearing those hideous things!"

by kimmie-kisses August 13, 2005

5-day pants rule

In a college environment, a student's wardrobe is governed chiefly by the "5-day pants rule" (FDPR). The FDPR states that any student may wear the same pair of pants no longer than 5 consecutive days, after which they must change pants and shower. Most new college kids perceive this as excessive, and are new to the idea of not showering every day, but Sophomores and beyond know the need for this rule.

"Hey man, 5-day pants rule, and they've been rank since you spilled milk on day 3."

"Ahh, you're right. Better go change up."

by Justin Briggs 1984 October 22, 2006

Fatty McButter Pants Bonbon Style

1.An extremely obese person.

Did you see that Fatty Mcbutter Pants Bonbon Style in Sacramento?

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

Dan pants

A person who has above ankle long pants. There are a few subcategories in the term Dan pants.

Semi Dans - Pants that allows you to see there socks but isn't above the ankle.

Dan pants - Pants that is at ankle length

Extreme Dans - Pants that are at least 2cm above the knees.

OMG that guy is wearing some funky looking Dan Pants.

by YuMaNuMa August 30, 2010

Mr. Stalker Pants

A person who stalks a person and finds out almost everything about them. I.E. - Their new job, where they live, their phone number, etc. But, still like them, so instead of calling them just a "STALKER!!!!", it is more of a joke, so it's "Mr. Stalker Pants"

Teacher: Wow Mr. Stalker Pants, your stalking abilities sease to amaze me.
Student: I know, I know.

by Paul A. November 15, 2006

Pants Ruiner

1...someone who continually shits their pants to the point they just wear none, and only wear diapers.

2...a person who goes insane, and the only thing they can think of doing at the time is shit themselves, therefore ruining thier pants, and underwear.

3...a vandal who goes into expensive stores and tries on all of the white pants, and leaves big brown stains in all the asses, in effect ruining them.

4...when in battle, shitting in your BDU's and calling for a medic to come and change them for you so you can keep fighting on, and killing people, not wasting time worrying about clean pants, that's the Medic's job.

Blap is such a Pants Ruiner, he dosn't even come out of the house anymore, and just lines his walls with plastic.

Wang lost his wife and kids to a stampede of Yetti, so when he found out he was a true Pants Ruiner due to the shock of losing his whole family.

Let's go out Pants Ruining tonight, and show those motherfukers who is the real boss.

Specialist Chris Shupe is the greatest Pants Ruiner in the Army, he killed twelve Arabs all while getting his pants changed, what a bad-ass motherfuker.

by Blip Rogers September 23, 2007

nipple pants

When one pulls their pants up to have the waistband even with one's nipples. This is a particularly unattractive method of pants-wearing and common in old people, and idiots. Nipple pants are also usually accompanied by moose knuckles, due to the high tension of the pants.

"Check out that old dude's nipple pants."

by Fake Pete December 18, 2006