Pete

Calling someone a pedo
Someone who looks like a pedo

Peep 1:This guy keeps sliding on my dms.
Peep 2:Just block him he looks like a Pete.

by thatboi21738 January 28, 2019

pete

the handsomest guy you'll ever meet. some say he looks like kirby but pete actually came first. Related to sklarp

pete: pete
sklarp: hi pete

by pete peter fan May 11, 2019

Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself

"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."

by theglidemaster May 19, 2019

Pete Sake

A badass, efficient, mother' fucker. No-one fuck's with Pete. Respected by The Realest, he holds the titles: The Leader of WØrldcitiz3n.

Guy 2: Pete? or Pete Sake?
Guy 1; (continuing a story): Peke Sake man, Pete wouldn't be that cool.

Guy 2: Damn, you know him? no way!

by Sudonymovic May 24, 2019

Stinky Pete

When one cums on their own face

Had a fat wank last night and did a stinky Pete

by Jefe Kent May 28, 2019

Pete

This best donkey you’ll ever meet he will buy you a coffee and eat your peen for lunch and sometimes brunch so watch out.

That is a cool Pete over there

by Marvin donk April 16, 2019

Pete's a guy

Another way to say "pizza guy"

"Hey Joe! Pete's a guy!"

by coolcraft January 14, 2020