Scratch pet food

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.

Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.

by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021

pet names

names that make you feel butterflies.

names that make me slip into subspace.

"goodgirl" "hi princess" "my slut" are my favorite examples of pet names

by lovelygutz December 4, 2022

Ghabbie - Pet

A Fluffy Looking Pen that is rainbow and can wear balls as an accessory. This species is called "Ghabbie"

I got a new pet.. Ghabbie - Pet

by daddyroblox December 27, 2020

ER's Pet

A student who is known for his legendary procrastination abilities and still manages to get good grades from his teacher ER. In doing so, he does not have to kiss his teacher's ass making this word the exact opposite of a Teacher's Pet. There is also a possibility of the teacher liking the student for his procrastination abilities.

YungBB: Yo man what did you get from ER this term?
Leg-end: I got a 8/8 man
YungBB: What a fucking ER's Pet

by skaaaa June 11, 2018

medicine pet

A pet that stays with you while you're thereby making you feel better

I had the flu last week and my dog was a medicine pet and stayed will the whole time.

by Uglyman1223 February 14, 2017

Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025

Pet Cat

A term often used by NFL draft analysts to describe an under the radar player who will out play his draft position.

My pet cat of this draft is (insert name). With the last pick in round 6 he's going to be the next Tom Brady!

by Irish3721 August 30, 2018