mayday parade

an emotion that is similar to feeling sad, but worse

my girlfriend left me and now i am feeling mayday parade

by miserableatbest February 14, 2022

piss on the parade

the act of ruining a good time because you need to go to the bathroom.

when a group of friends are a theme park and suzzy says hang on i need to go to bathroom. a group member may retort, way to piss on the parade suzzy, you always take long shits, hurry up!

by rawdogkilla November 4, 2013

Para

To get really drunk
(stemming from the word paraletic)

"Let's get so para!"
"Corr, he was so para last night!"

by Tom Wardle April 1, 2007

Parade Of Shoes

A store in which is gay because the cashier screws her mom as they get all us pissed by the rule of needing an adult to shop with you.

"PARADE OF SHOES ISN'T A PARADE"

or

"Parade Of Shoes loses bussiness because Daria, Karen, Matt and I got pissed and will now not shop there"

by FrozenIce December 27, 2004

hair parachute

jizz on a girls face and then pull out a couple of pubs and blows it all over a girls face

shane getting coty west in the face with a strap on

by uncle mitchell March 18, 2005

para

To be harsh and controlling such as a ranking officer commanding subordinates

The act of being a control-freak

Origin: from paramilitary

If you keep acting all para your going to have to do the project yourself

by advoss November 10, 2008

Para

Oh secksy little manwhore

Omgs. I totally secksed Para last night.

by :D June 9, 2003