Paristalsis

Paristalsis is defined as a potentially life threatening condition whereby excessive consumption of white bread, particularly baguettes, antagonises peristalsis and the normative operation of the lower digestive tract

Doctor: Your son's coma was induced by an overconsumption of french bread, which acted as a sort of glutenous cork obstructing the colon, rendering normal peristalsis completely ineffective. This caused a backlog of semi digested food in the stomach and small intestine that exerted a tremendous pressure on little Jimmy's fragile little brain, causing a massive stroke. I'm afraid that we are going to have to surgically remove the obstuction.

Concerned parent:Oh dear God!

Doctor: Don't worry, Paristalsis is extremely common in france and the procedure is really quite routine.

Parent: Ah, I see. Is that why Parisians often seem so braindead?

Doctor: Actually, yes.

by boogaling December 28, 2012

Pards

Pards origination --
Pards came from John Watkins at Seacliff calling me partner all the time .... and one day abbreviated it to Pards ...
Crazy now that it has spread to Mesa, Shady and Big Canyon from our constant use of it with our group ...
Pards is the "bro" of our golf game.

Pards let’s get a round at Mesa

by Mesa VerDick October 25, 2018

paris

a city in France

I went to visit Paris, France this summer.

by youdontknowme3344 November 10, 2018

Pants Paradise

the sexual goal. Where lustful people go once they get into someone's pants.

buy me a burrito and some beans and rice, but it won't get you into Pants Paradise.

by Swt Luv October 12, 2008

zachary parish

A amazing Boyfriend if he is yours! Cute & nice! And Gabby Parker’s boyfriend

Have you ever met Zachary parish

Yes he is amazing

by Sissysquad777 January 21, 2018

tea in paris

A combination of "The Eiffel Tower", and teabagging

tea in paris - two men engaged in an eiffel tower with a woman serving as the base and two other women teabagging the men

by nevermind263 October 9, 2010

Sy Parrish

An employee of a one-hour photo lab who becomes obsessed with a young suburban family.

"According to The Oxford English Dictionary, the word 'snapshot' was originally a hunting term. "

by lola December 21, 2004