Shad Panda

The state of being unhappy, without cause for happiness.

I can't seem to be any good in bed, I'm a shad panda.

by AliceIn Wonderland September 18, 2003

pre-panda

A shortcut for referring to the time pre-covid19 pandemic. Probably offensive, because it kind of makes a sort of happy sounding phrase when millions died, the economy crashed, etc. Use cautiously.

The last time I drank a beer in a bar was around a month pre-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021

Z-Panda

A code name for a wierd strong hippie guy. His motto is "save the animals or I kill u." He lifts wieghts and learns martial arts (mostly from video games) to eliminate "evil peoples like Dumbski." Somehow he has a good gf. It is little known why this is his nickname because he is asociated more with dragons and tigers.

U ate a bunny! I kill u!

by Z-Panda April 6, 2003

angry panda

the emotion of being angry. Not happy with people actions causes you to be angry

I cant believe you said that you are making me an angry panda. Your actions are causing me to become an angry panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

Panda Bear

Chunky kid with chubby cheeks who walks around the streets of Victoria shouts out phrases that have no relevance to what is going around him.

Also attacks children with whips and bats.

"It smell like a paint"

"Babooschka"

"Boom , Boom"

by blue October 27, 2004

Screaming Panda

When a guy is fucking a fat asian girl and he punches her in each eye socket. Then he proceeds to hand her a snack, Bamboo.

Last night I was mad at myself for fucking a lard ass so I punched her in the face twice and yelled Eat Bitch!!! and gave her my stick of bamboo. She was my first screaming panda.

by Don't Stop Please March 1, 2010

Angry Panda

The act of punching a girl in both eyes after you jizz on her face.

Joe:My girlfriend was being a major bitch this morning because I gave her a "angry panda" last night.It was worth it though.

Bill:Fucking awesome.I think I might do that to my girl tonight.

by AJ Fallschamjäger November 16, 2009