POTATO FLAKES

The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.

When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin

by Semen Demon September 30, 2003

potato bagging

male version of camel toe

That dude is totally potato bagging, he needs to get some pants that fit!

by Johnxt1 October 9, 2015

couple potatoes

When you give something a few minutes or seconds. Used to describe an unexact time.

Hey Lin, I'm gonna be a couple potatoes late to work today.

by Potatoe tomatoe June 11, 2017

Flom potato

Meaning a fat and lazy person

“Do you see her over there on the sofa with the chocolate? She’s a flom potato!”

by 87bin December 22, 2021

vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.

Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.

by The Zaisian May 15, 2015

Yeet Potato

A hand grenade...

What, you were hoping for something more elaborate?

I straight tossed that yeet potato and blew some shit up!

by Muttemor August 24, 2021

The Horny Potato

An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP

Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!

by horny potato lover January 12, 2023