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loaf of ugles

A way to say someone is hideous in a cute way.
"I know he's your boyfriend and all, but he is a loaf of ugles."
by Merpface April 26, 2014
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incompetent loaf

to be an incompetent loaf means to have a serious lack of intelligence or smarts in any sense of the word whilst sitting limply and letting anyone slice, dice, or dip your lack of skills into their bowl of repeated insults...per their own pleasure and satisfaction
I'm am sick of my boss thinking I am an incompetent loaf who can do nothing but simplistic data entry!
by torosgirl February 19, 2009
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Iced loaf

You know when u get a nice loaf iced 😉
Yeo she’s got a mega iced loaf
by Zupa tuscana April 22, 2021
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punk loaf

A person that tends to over step in matters that don’t concern them with a total and utter lack of thought into how the opposing person would perceive the action, gesture or question/statement. But truley it is a nick name for someone who overthinks shit that is just the way things should be
When you ask a close friend to do a favor for you and apologize or act like it’s a big deal? When that person and yourself and family go over and beyond on a daily to support love and help in anyway shape or form that is when it could be construed that you are in fact a punk loaf
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Loaf

Im going to get that loaf in poker this weekend!”
by Broamalyn October 2, 2018
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Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.
by Phil Beev July 4, 2012
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loaf

morbidly obese peice of crap of a person who tries to think that they are of the opposite sex.
man, Abbie is such a loaf
by vagilord December 17, 2007
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