The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.
Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.
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Semen Huffer

A semen huffer is usually a 14 year old boy who barks at you and your friends in the hallway at lunch. Semen huffers usually travel in groups. A group of semen huffers are called keemstar fans.
*barks*
"fucking knock it off you semen huffer"
by motharoth November 24, 2021
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Semenate

Semenate is a hotter word ejaculate
why did u semenate on my floor
by Valaciousgal December 3, 2022
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Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake
She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy
by 12131415161 October 6, 2009
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Semen laundering

The process of illegally obtaining semen from a sperm bank to impregnate oneself.
Now we know how Melissa was conceived, Tracy was semen laundering in the early 90s.
by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025
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semen syndrome

As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.
You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome

Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips
by honneamise October 10, 2018
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waffle semen

waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen
Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?
by ayylmao3255 February 7, 2018
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