Mundane Noodle

Penis

They don’t call it the mundane noodle for nothing

by YoMommasDealer August 4, 2018

Noodle Fingers

When a man can’t make a girl finish with his fingers because he has no idea what he’s doing.

He couldn’t even make me cum with his goddamn noodle fingers !

by NarikoSin January 25, 2018

noodle boobs

boobs which are much longer than wide; typically ones that sag or curve up in a noodle or banana shape

i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble

by Matt Huff December 11, 2010

Noodle Stab

To stab someone with a sharpened part of a pack of uncooked ramen noodles (A Noodle shank). Referenced in Arrested Development

"She's trying to noodle stab me!"
"My Chinese gang mates wanted to noodle stab me"

by AD2013Fan May 28, 2013

niggery noodles

A term of affection. Derived from the word 'nigger'.

Oh you're the best little pile of niggery noodles I've ever met. I love you, sweet niggery noodles.

by fl00g. June 14, 2008

noodle cake

What you call a friend when they are being funny.
2 minute noodles in there uncooked form.
What you call friends who are cameronated.

OMG you are such a noodle cake.

by Sarah ann87 August 17, 2006

noodle shoopven

When a male (naked) spreads his legs apart and does a hip thrust in the forward and back motion. Therefore causing his penis to flap to this stomach, and his ass, making a slapping sound as if you were slapping your cheek right now

Rob Did a Bees knees and a noodle shoopven at the same time. MAN is he talented.

by Robert Aqualung September 25, 2006