Romaine noodles

Originated by K. Spelich (one of many unique phrases one might overhear when "speaking Spelich").

Romaine noodles are actually the inexpensive food item known to the rest of the English speaking (and Engrish speaking) population as "rahmen noodles"

"I forgot my lunch today. I wonder if I've got any Romaine noodles in my desk?"

by R09 May 19, 2009

noob noodle

A word for a person that is one extreme higher than the name noob sauce. They aren't worthy of having sauce with them they are just a noob with plain noodles.

He is such a noob noodle!

by Rajiesh January 17, 2008

noodle boobs

boobs which are much longer than wide; typically ones that sag or curve up in a noodle or banana shape

i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble

by Matt Huff December 11, 2010

Noodle Stab

To stab someone with a sharpened part of a pack of uncooked ramen noodles (A Noodle shank). Referenced in Arrested Development

"She's trying to noodle stab me!"
"My Chinese gang mates wanted to noodle stab me"

by AD2013Fan May 28, 2013

niggery noodles

A term of affection. Derived from the word 'nigger'.

Oh you're the best little pile of niggery noodles I've ever met. I love you, sweet niggery noodles.

by fl00g. June 14, 2008

touch noodle

One who touches one's noodle, or penis. One who masturbates. A wanker.

Charlie left the bar before he paid his tab. What a fucking touch noodle!

by Lizardick May 1, 2018

Noodle Rage

When you get angry that your spouse isn't cutting the noodles correctly, and then when your son intervenes to calm the situation you get even angrier and create a family scene.

Kai Lan (mum to dad): Awww, you no cut noodle bery well. Me want frie rie instead. You not know anyting!

Son: It's okay mum, don't worry, it's only noodles.

Kai Lan: You no talk! Your father not know how cut noodle. Why I marry him? He cause famiry shame!!!

Son (to sister): Uh oh, look out! Mum is starting her noodle rage again!

by dantheman123321 October 14, 2011