college clout

Stupid things high schoolers with overbearing parents do because it will "look good to colleges." Examples being stupid presentations on poster boards to big bureaucratic organizations, trying to pass stupid laws while still in high school, or anything else that these kids legitimately don't care about but only do it because mommy and daddy want them to go to Harvard.

Ani Chaglasian and Arin Parsa are looking for college clout. They are college clout chasers.

by crudmonkey February 13, 2025

Clout Tax

An additional fee added to any good or service based on how popular it is on social media

Yo that tattoo artist is costing you $3000 for a thigh piece. you're deffo paying clout tax

by rmpl4sskn June 14, 2023

Clout-Fishing

Someone looking for acknowledgement from a un-needed flex. Looking for an ego stroke by posting something or saying something to get likes. Hoping for clout that would eventually make them look bigger and more attractive and powerful than reality says they are.

Heather was clout-fishing by posting her massive Crypto Gains in Discord over and over again.

She was caught clout-fishing on her Instagram posts by re-posting someone else's photos.

by Bullerish June 28, 2023

Clout Slut

Fanatical posting of outrageous content on Tik Tok or X(crement) to go viral and bloat the algorithm.

When criticized, both Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Brobert resort to whataboutism Clout Slutting to deflect the issue.

by AmboNec June 3, 2024

Clout Junkie

Someone who is a fiend for clout. Addicted to it. Will do anything to stay in the spotlight on social media or any other platform

Guy A - Yo NPC streamer is such a clout junkie

Guy B - how so?

Guy A - he does nonsense pranks and promotes Only Fans chicks to his 12 year old fans for engagement

Guy B - Hah! What a dweeb.

by sploogenut June 10, 2024

clout camping

A person that invests a disproportional amount of time and energy into setting up a situation that could lead to quick internet fame by leeching on the influence of a famous person.

Goddamn, the kids in Norway were all clout camping when iShowSpeed arrived in their town. That shit went sideways quick.

by sora-1337 July 21, 2024

Trout For Clout

The act of fishing for trout with the sole reason being shoving a trout into your chubby wifes vagina.

Did you see that video of trout for clout? Look it up, its amazing.

by Macarper April 2, 2025