by thatguywhodoesntlikepopmusic December 19, 2011

Person 1 : Have you heard, the music industry is releasing Speak Now (TV) this July !!
Person 2 : Wdym ? Who's "the music industry " ?
Person 1 : Taylor Swift, silly !
Person 1 :
Person 2 : Wdym ? Who's "the music industry " ?
Person 1 : Taylor Swift, silly !
Person 1 :
by Fool5febH June 17, 2023

He is the lord of all cocks and balls. The bringer of cum. With one look, women flood the streets with their wetness. Men tremble when they hear his thunderous cock thumping down the street. He has armies of cumsluts and whores at his beck and call. Mr. Music's penis rivals that of even Gandhi's. He prowls the hallways of the middle school he works at. Looking, waiting, savoring an opportunity to pounce. His prison bitch was Bill Cosby. Barrels of his semen is stored in remote facilities in the hopes of finding a suitable mate in the distant future to continue his lineage. Men and women alike will wonder in awe as they read the history books that won't even start to scratch the surface. Mr. Music donates his baby juice to the army so they can coat their soldier's armor in it since bullets won't even mess with him. Each year leaders of the world band together to offer a suitable mate for him to ravage.
"What happened to your wife?"
"She took one look of Mr. Music and I never saw her again"
"Understandable he has taken my sister, my mother, and my daughter"
"She took one look of Mr. Music and I never saw her again"
"Understandable he has taken my sister, my mother, and my daughter"
by BigDiqEnergy October 11, 2020

by SecHuMusicGod January 27, 2015

When three notes are compressed into the number of beats only two of those notes would normally fit into.
by StarPrismGaming March 2, 2021

Music in which someone walked circles around a speaker in an empty room and called it technologically advanced cause your 200 dollars headphones can hear where they're standing.
by IcyBird December 11, 2020

Any music in which the alert listener is able to detect, with no visual clues, that the lead singer in fact has a beard.
by faithplayskeys November 26, 2009
