Pop music

shit

Pop music? lol . . . more like poop music.

by thatguywhodoesntlikepopmusic December 19, 2011

Music Industry

Taylor Swift
That's it, that's the definition of the music industry.

Person 1 : Have you heard, the music industry is releasing Speak Now (TV) this July !!
Person 2 : Wdym ? Who's "the music industry " ?
Person 1 : Taylor Swift, silly !
Person 1 :

by Fool5febH June 17, 2023

Mr. Music

He is the lord of all cocks and balls. The bringer of cum. With one look, women flood the streets with their wetness. Men tremble when they hear his thunderous cock thumping down the street. He has armies of cumsluts and whores at his beck and call. Mr. Music's penis rivals that of even Gandhi's. He prowls the hallways of the middle school he works at. Looking, waiting, savoring an opportunity to pounce. His prison bitch was Bill Cosby. Barrels of his semen is stored in remote facilities in the hopes of finding a suitable mate in the distant future to continue his lineage. Men and women alike will wonder in awe as they read the history books that won't even start to scratch the surface. Mr. Music donates his baby juice to the army so they can coat their soldier's armor in it since bullets won't even mess with him. Each year leaders of the world band together to offer a suitable mate for him to ravage.

"What happened to your wife?"
"She took one look of Mr. Music and I never saw her again"
"Understandable he has taken my sister, my mother, and my daughter"

by BigDiqEnergy October 11, 2020

session music

Music you like to listen to while masturbating.

Man that session music hit the spot!

by SecHuMusicGod January 27, 2015

musical triplet

When three notes are compressed into the number of beats only two of those notes would normally fit into.

An eight note musical triplet has the same number of beats as two eighth notes

by StarPrismGaming March 2, 2021

8D Music

Music in which someone walked circles around a speaker in an empty room and called it technologically advanced cause your 200 dollars headphones can hear where they're standing.

I like to use 8D Music to fall asleep. Just sounds all around me!

by IcyBird December 11, 2020

Beard Music

Any music in which the alert listener is able to detect, with no visual clues, that the lead singer in fact has a beard.

Mike: "LA Woman again? All this classic rock station plays is beard music."

by faithplayskeys November 26, 2009