runway model

A woman whose picture you see everywhere in fashion magazines, she's supposed to be pretty and attractive and pleasant, but instead she has THiS description:

*MUCH TOO SKiNNY

*MUCH TOO PALE

*Looks like a TOTAL (b-word), in other words she always has this ANGRY look on her face like she thinks she's so much better than everybody else just because she is wearing expensive-as-heck designer clothes whose names you can't pronounce, either that or she's just mad at the world.

*Looks like she is sick because she's so skinny and pale

*LOOKS LiKE AN ANGRY CORPSE!

Runway models are supposed to look beautiful and happy so they'll attract more people, but trust me, with their sour faces, they are likely to attract NOBODY.

Jane: "Why do you always walk around with a sulky look on your face, and why do you want to waste all your money on $500 Gucci jeans and $300 Versace sunglasses when you can get a just as good pair of jeans for $40 and a just as good pair of sunglasses for $14...and did I pronounce the names right?"

Lisa: "This is the runway model attitude. They always look like this."
Jane: "Well, if they always walk around looking like they have something up their rear ends all the time then they're really not all that attractive like they think they are."

by smking59 June 4, 2009

Instagram model

An influencer who posts on Instagram getting paid to sponsor say a brand or a personal business. I.E. a brand ambassador. An instagram model does not need 1 mil followers. A white background. Or A expensive camera with big ole lights. So before you think your being funny coming at an actual ig model. Do your research and next time. Check again which one of us is actually getting paid by posting on ig.

Kylie : I’ve been posting clear pics and I get paid for posting on instagram, i sponsor all the brands I wear and get posted on their pages, my pictures are clear... but I only have 1k followers

LOGIC : YOUR AN INSTAGRAM MODEL.

by wusgud. July 19, 2019

modane

bulk-forming laxative laxative.

"Today, after I used modane, I took the best poop of my life"

"modane is the best constipation reliever of all time"

"I only use modane when I haven't had any in weeks'

by Mosbys Drug Reference Book April 30, 2010

modasser

a person who never knows how to fucking let things go. will literally bring up something as insignificant as being called a retard over a week ago. geography is unheard of in people named modasser's brain. literally will believe anything and everything you say.

hey modasser wheres nevada located . "uh new jersey" modasser says. Hey modasser wheres new jersey located. "uh maryland" modasser says confidently

by outback83 November 22, 2019

Madalyn

A retarded piece of shit. Everyone she meets would love to yeet her across the world. She's always short and dense, with severe adhd. She has a wierd sense of humor, and is guaranteed to accidentally kill all of your hopes and dreams with a joke. Horribly competitive. Even with all of these horrible qualities, she is still the best friend you can ever have. Good luck.

"God damn it, Madalyn!"
"You know you love me."

by gayboi789 November 5, 2019

Tesla Model S

The first electric car that actually competes with big gas guzzling german sports sedans. One of the first electric cars that is not useless and worth buying. The Future Legend of American automotive industry.

Tesla Model S is better than BMW M5, Porsche Panamera, and Cadillac CTS-V combined, because this 12 second car doesn't burn any precious oil and is in M5 price territory.

by DodgeR/T February 19, 2013

medal of honor

Game for people who cant afford better machines or own AMD's that cant handle better games like BF 1942.

I hate BF because my pussy ass AMD takes 4 hours to load it and I have to keep the detail on the setting for AMD equiped machines.

by pimp slappen the allies June 5, 2003