Typing on Mobile Keyboards

Even worse than typing on Xbox, PlayStation, and TV.

Person 1: I haye being alive
Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.

by moth. August 7, 2021

Mobile Deceased

The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.

So the boomers at the office

are mobile deceased..
What?

They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.

That can't be one of yours that's too good.

I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead

You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021

mobile racer

A ro-racing term for bad drivers/people who play on phones.

Avriix almost made the playoffs, but Slider just decided to be a mobile racer.

by Anannymoist August 30, 2022

Virgin Mobile

A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.

Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.

Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.

by TheGenuineVirgin October 29, 2022

Mobilable

Having the ability to be moved around

You are mobilable when u keep on changing places

by Bayanessa November 4, 2022

Mobile Hotspot

Feature on all modern iPhones and Android devices that allows your phone to use 4G LTE or 5G and transmit a WiFi signal that 5 - 20 devices can connect to. Usually has a limit of 5 - 50 GB per month depending on carrier and data plan.

I'm setting up the Mobile Hotspot so we can use the WiFi without the router because we are moving and the WiFi router is at the other house.

by 2Fax4U November 30, 2022

Mobile Game Advert

30-20 unskippable seconds of cringe

person 1: did you see that mobile game advert for delete one part
person 2: the one that lures horny 9 year olds in?
person 2: yeah I've seen it, had to drink unsee juice after that

by ToastCantBeFoundHere May 7, 2022