by Locsir April 02, 2023
A vehicle with something wrong with it that could attract the attention of a cop and get you pulled over
New.. I can only have one - I'm driving a probable cause mobile and need to get that headlight fixed.
by caribbeanmotorboater March 03, 2016
A virgin mobile or mobile virgin is an otherwise experienced girl or woman in there late twenties or older who prefers to act innocent as though she were a virgin. This person goes around to different boys or men in order to have sex acting as if she were innocent in order to get laid, when in fact they have monster body counts. She is usually asked to leave either before or after intercourse when the male in question determines if it is a person worthy of their time. This female usually bounces around between guys and has trouble finding a boyfriend or man to be loyal too because they are stuck acting as if they are in their late teens or early twenties when in fact they are considered to be old or are now insecure in their age. Typically a female who has yet to have had a child.
Adam: She's had 20 guys in three months, she's a virgin mobile.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
Aid: Oh yea. Who?
Adam: Me, you, that guy Al, the guy over there Mr. Pin, the guy down the street O Yeller, the other one up the block I forgot their name and the guys in that house, and a certain someone's roommates.
by TheGenuineVirgin October 30, 2022
When a person is using the restroom while talking or texting on his/her cell phone at the same time.
by spc20 July 11, 2012
by sTaYd0Wn December 30, 2015
When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.
Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you
by john stromboli April 11, 2021
The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.
by Expert pedestrian March 17, 2010