A new or newer vehicle, often electric and/or a German vehicle, that is expected to depreciate in value significantly in a short period of time, especially due to car prices spiking from 2020-2022 and then falling sharply during 2024.
2021: "Look at my new Tesla Model S Plaid! It's the fastest money can buy for $130,000."
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"
Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"
Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"
by Farter2024 July 24, 2024
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by itsreallyreallyme123 May 11, 2024
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Mobile games that are made nowadays suck, we all know that, and thats the reason why so devs make them to make easy cash of kids, kids, THE FUCKING KIDS!!!
Devs make these games look completely different than its on ad, the ads are just full of pornography, or robots playing them wrong, or there are unpaid and very bad actors, who are like : "I thought I would get through level 3 easily, but I was wrong" and shit.
Normal people who have brain could have pour bleach in their eyes, to wash the cancer off, but the kids are fucking stupid and download it cause its suppossed to have sex in it and the kids are low-life horny weebs
Its just easy cash for the devs, and it hurts to watch what have happened to mobile games,
Now lets remember the actually good mobile games that we used to play: Subways Surfers, Clumsy Ninja, Talking Tom games, Pou, Shadows Fight 2, Crossy Road, Geometry Dash, Candy Crush, Pokémon GO, Angry Birds games, Plant vs Zombies, Hill Climb Racing, Granny, Rider.
I miss those games and good devs
Mobile games that are made nowadays suck, we all know that, and thats the reason why so devs make them to make easy cash of kids, kids, THE FUCKING KIDS!!!
Devs make these games look completely different than its on ad, the ads are just full of pornography, or robots playing them wrong, or there are unpaid and very bad actors, who are like : "I thought I would get through level 3 easily, but I was wrong" and shit.
Normal people who have brain could have pour bleach in their eyes, to wash the cancer off, but the kids are fucking stupid and download it cause its suppossed to have sex in it and the kids are low-life horny weebs
Its just easy cash for the devs, and it hurts to watch what have happened to mobile games,
Now lets remember the actually good mobile games that we used to play: Subways Surfers, Clumsy Ninja, Talking Tom games, Pou, Shadows Fight 2, Crossy Road, Geometry Dash, Candy Crush, Pokémon GO, Angry Birds games, Plant vs Zombies, Hill Climb Racing, Granny, Rider.
I miss those games and good devs
Game dev 1: We are rivals, and we always will.
Game dev 2: I know we are, but I know what to do?
Game dev 1: What's your big idea?
Game dev 2: Dude, we are Mobile game devs, lets make together so shitty ass game and make biilions of horny kids.
Game dev 1: You son of a bitch, I'M IN!
Game dev 2: I know we are, but I know what to do?
Game dev 1: What's your big idea?
Game dev 2: Dude, we are Mobile game devs, lets make together so shitty ass game and make biilions of horny kids.
Game dev 1: You son of a bitch, I'M IN!
by Stormeier1565 December 28, 2022
Get the Mobile game devs mug.The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.
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Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
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Looks like a bag of shit, but it’s statistics fill the brief.
Used to minimise overhead expenditure and maximise the profit margins.
Looks like a bag of shit, but it’s statistics fill the brief.
Used to minimise overhead expenditure and maximise the profit margins.
Policeman: Look, it’s thats shit box Dodge again, lets roll.
5 minute lapse in movie where blues mobile defies logic
Same Policeman, crashed out: I’ll catch that sucker if it’s the last thing I ever do!
5 minute lapse in movie where blues mobile defies logic
Same Policeman, crashed out: I’ll catch that sucker if it’s the last thing I ever do!
by Captain cupcake July 13, 2018
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