Mass

A verb meaning to measure the mass of something, despite the silliness of using "mass" as a verb.

Person A: Go mass that compound.
Person B: Did you just use mass as a verb?

Or

Person A: I've been trying to lose weight, so every morning I step on the scale and mass myself.

by Eliyahu February 13, 2012

mass

Un mass est un terme utilisé principalement par les baby boomers. Il designe un morceau de tissu porté au visage permetant d'éviter la proliferation de germes, bacteries et virus. Le baby boomer prefere le porter en dessous du nez, sous le menton, dans sa poche, ou meme ne pas le porter puisque il n'y a pas penser. À noter que le baby boomer n'hesitera pas à toucher multiples surfaces potentiellement impropre et par la suite descendre son masque et se grater le visage.

-Madame, vous avez oublié votre masque.
-A mon doux, mon mass.

-J'ai asser hate que ça finisse, on se reconnait pu avec des mass.

by PinkLady2004 October 08, 2020

Mass

When you go to somewhere and mrs clause or Santa is having sexual intrcorurse

I went to town and I saw a mass

by Duck Cheney December 18, 2019

Mass

Mass is a guy who smells like diarrea and farts, he knows it too.

His DOL is very big tho.

USGA: YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT AND FARTS, I LOVE THUMASH!!!
MASS: NO I LOVE YOU DADDY I DONT SMELL LIKE SHIT AND FARTS!!!

by poq sloq October 06, 2022

mass

two people, as dictated by lord nicholas merle of the moving target

hey, that man killed two people, he is mass deathmatching

by chris_clear June 09, 2017

Mass pissing section

The section in a bathroom where a group of 9 naked guys go and just piss, while standing like its a normal/not in a pissing position

guy 1: bro I really gotta piss
guy 2: I have to piss too, we're also naked so lets go to the mass pissing section
guy 1;: ok bro, just don't piss on me like you did last time

by Sqwertymaster October 14, 2024

mass-deck

the deck were massing occurs
(also see mass)
(also see crete)

Let's go crete on the mass-deck.

by poop December 14, 2003