blow critical mass

A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build

That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips

by Tribal_Warfare January 20, 2024

PORNIC mass

a mass found in pornic, France where every participant cums into a chalice and the pope drinks it for Jesus Christ. The bloodier the cum, the better. Every participant follows the cummy bible, the only holy bible made from the dried cum of Jesus Christ thousands of years prior. If people to not accept their daily cum injection, they will be whipped ruthlessly in the name of Jesus Christ. Their asscheeks are spread wider than the average person’s because of the countless cum injections pumped into their asshole. And also they hate carrots.

Fuckass: Would you like to learn the Bible?
Fagass: No. Haven't you heard about PORNIC mass?
Fuckass: What the hell? No.
Fagass: The PORNIC mass involves the Cummy Bible.
Fuckass: kys иди нахуй.
Fagass: i don't speak Ukraine war.

by anonymous October 3, 2023

Mass

When you go to somewhere and mrs clause or Santa is having sexual intrcorurse

I went to town and I saw a mass

by Duck Cheney December 18, 2019

Mass pissing section

The section in a bathroom where a group of 9 naked guys go and just piss, while standing like its a normal/not in a pissing position

guy 1: bro I really gotta piss
guy 2: I have to piss too, we're also naked so lets go to the mass pissing section
guy 1;: ok bro, just don't piss on me like you did last time

by Sqwertymaster October 13, 2024

Mass of Jerry

Someone so large, they defy the laws of gravity. The equivalent to the mass of Jupiter, They can break through the earth's core and create a black hole.

"Damn, that gelatinous jello block of a man has the Mass of Jerry! I can feel his pull from the opposite pole of earth."

by bigfattesticles January 5, 2025

mass dece

Massively decent. Can be substituted with "legit" or "awesome."

"Dude, did you see the game this weekend?"
"Yeah, man it was mass dece."

by brothelp May 16, 2014

Mass Firing

When a company fires 1 employee.
The workplace subsequently turns into the purge.

Jr Engineer: I heard one of the other engineers was fired last month.
Sr Engineer: First time surviving a mass firing?
Jr Engineer: Yea just glad I survived
Sr Engineer: You survived ... this round...

by Radiotrophic Gint November 29, 2023