E-mail Coma/Loop

Getting addicted to looking at/ sending e-mails, letting several hours go by being oblivious to everything but your own e-mail world.

Person A: I thought we were going to hang out 2 hours ago...

Person B: I know....I got stuck in an e-mail coma/loop, forgetting about the time. Sorry. I had a never ending circle of e-mails to read. I haven't checked my e-mail in a month, resulting in 1,356 unread e-mails...I totally forgot about it...Sorry!!

Person A: Oh I see...ya that happens to me all the time..Anyway, How about hanging out tommorow?

by xDGoMuSiCxD January 2, 2010

Trailer Mailer

Advertisments (Fliers) sent through the mail, that target the uneducated, lazy, poor, or basic low lifes of society.

We send out way to much trailer mailers to the trailer trash in Alabama, West Virginia, and Mississippi.

by buffalojay May 20, 2010

Mad mailman

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Moxie and Jagermeister.

Me: So all the galsses were dirty, except the pint glasses, so I made a huge mad mailman for myself, then like six or seven more.

You: How's that turn out?

Me: Not etirely sure, but I woke up this morning in the midst a fistfight with my mailbox.

by The Mad Mailman February 21, 2011

Junk Mail

The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.

gloryhole Junk Mail

by Daywalker1989 April 29, 2011

Spunk Mail

Spunk Mail is the porn equivalent of junk mail.

Man I'm not sure what is worse, Junk mail or Spunk mail. It's all the same excpet for the titties!

by heavymetalist.com June 4, 2011

robo mail

Email that comes automatically from sites, feeds etc. but lacks a human sender.

Nobody loves me--my inbox overfloweth but it's all robo mail.

by ostender June 24, 2011

breakfast e-mail

An e-mail that one mate writes to another mate that is intended to be read as an accompaniment to his/her breakfast. It is typically written late at night and may include amusing anecdotes or newsworthy items pertaining to the writer's personal life. It is usually relatively short in duration and is written purely to entertain, amuse and/or encourage the reader as he/she starts her day. Also referred to as "breaky email", it must not contain angry rants, tedious stories or non-sensical ramblings.

Jon is tired at the end of a long day and is anxious to get some sleep. So he says to his mate, "Oi! Will you send me a breakfast e-mail so I've got something to read whilst I eat my toast with vegemite in the morning?" And Jon's mate replies, "No problem, eh?"

by Canadian Sheri May 4, 2009