Total hoe wants to bang all the boys bit of a bitch would fuck you in the back room if she could watch our kids miss c is bitching in here
by Issylabae June 22, 2019
Get the Miss Cmug. one whom tries to teach but lacks the self-knowledge so she prints shit off the internet and gives a test and fails everyone because she knows she a lesbian who would prolly be less bitchy if she had a dick like the incredible hulk to stick in every one of her farm animals
person 1- " what did you make on miss sprague's test?
person 2- " a fuckin 40 even though every answer was right"
Person 3 " miss sprague can't teach, she needs to go ride one of her magical unicorns and eat some fruity pebbles"
person 2- " a fuckin 40 even though every answer was right"
Person 3 " miss sprague can't teach, she needs to go ride one of her magical unicorns and eat some fruity pebbles"
by student at a school December 22, 2008
Get the miss spraguemug. A hallucination or crazy idea that someone who's generally drunk or high comes up with, then continues to believe during the hangover and usually, after they sober up.
Donny: MAN, I saw like, kids on the moon last night. They were up there, in, like, spacesuits, and I could SEE them. They must have been like giants or something!
Jim: Dude, you had a missing unicorn. GET OVER IT.
Jim: Dude, you had a missing unicorn. GET OVER IT.
by Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl December 9, 2010
Get the Missing Unicornmug. Ole Miss is located in a shithole of North Mississippi. The typical Ole Miss male student can be seen wearing skinny jeans, ascot, bowtie, and pointed-toes shoes. The typical Ole Miss female student is a whore that is looking for a doctor or lawyer to take care of them. They live in a fantasy world where everything is fake.
In football, they think they are always #1, even though they are Vanderbilt's bitch in all sports.
In football, they think they are always #1, even though they are Vanderbilt's bitch in all sports.
by Cal Buell May 29, 2018
Get the OLE MISSmug. ghetto bitch wit a fat ass who you dont wanna miss wit and is called "miss" cuz shes better then most and knows how to party like a rockstar, try and get on her level.
by miss weezy June 17, 2008
Get the miss kayleighmug. by Pandoras.box January 5, 2021
Get the miss girlmug. Only the worst all-girls boarding school. Porters, or should I say Porkers is the place where skanky, stupid girls go because they could not get into any other school, like the amazing Ethel Walker. Those Porkers girls are just uglier, sluttier, fatter, stupider, poorer, worser dressing versions than the girls of Ethel Walker. Not only that, Porkers once did have a strong point of being "okay" at sports but now they suck at that too. Overall, Porters (Porkers) girls fail at life.
by oilkeafdilh January 29, 2009
Get the Miss Portersmug.