Lobster Claw.

A woman's vagina when she has syphilis. Smells like fish and red in color.
I was going to perform oral sex on my girlfriend but i noticed she had lobster claw.
by Shagga1 August 24, 2018
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Lobster Claw

The sexual act of using one hand to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously.

This is done by joining the pointer finger and middle into one claw and inserting in one hole, while forming the the second claw with the ring finger and pinkie and inserting into another hole.
Jimmy: "Man I totally lobster clawed that girl out last night."
Frankie: "Oh yea? Did you claw her up hard?"
Jimmy: "Hell yea I did, I Lobstered her all night!"
by AyeSugarTits April 25, 2018
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Lobster Rangoon

A sexual manuever in which a person inserts four fingers covered in cream cheese into the anus leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. In a claw-moving motion, the inserted partner opens and closes hand similar to the way a lobster would
"Pray tell, my dear, that is some splendid lobster rangoon!"
by claw-bster December 23, 2022
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A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
The Secret Society of Lobster People doesn't exist so forget about it.
by iloveandmissuall December 23, 2014
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Lobstering

When you have sexual intercourse in the hot tub and jacuzzi.
"I caught those two lobstering last night and they got water all over your patio"
by February 13, 2025
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lobstering

making sure you never forget a favor and making you pay back for many many years
Damn that hippie mark wont quit lobstering me for that food he bought me.
by mjsavon June 17, 2008
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Sloppy Lobster

Eating out the booty with melted garlic butter while they are wearing fishnets, timbs and a biker jacket.
Kenny: How was last night?
Blake: I gave her the old Sloppy Lobster...ya know
by green_peen_memes January 13, 2021
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