Licking A Cloud 

Licking the inside of an emptied cocaine baggie

Gilbert is licking a cloud

Licking A Cloud by SynBangerang February 11, 2015

licking the table cloth 

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

licking the table cloth by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

Licking fuzz 

The act of eating a females vagina when it has been unshaven for at least 2 weeks.

I hate licking fuzz

Licking fuzz by Frozen Bob December 13, 2017

licking nuts 

When you lick the flavor off of your nuts
Could be from trees or other,depending on situation

She sat down after the call, and started licking nuts

licking nuts by kiitybarmeow December 17, 2017

Licking it

When someone tries to avoid conversation by making up excuses. The opposite of "Milking it".

He was eager for the conversation to end, he was really licking it.

Licking it by umbrella underpants January 19, 2018

Licking matches 

Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit

"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"

Licking matches by Fennejenny May 16, 2018

liking shoelaces 

You can like someone shoelaces, when they're stolen from the president.

Liking shoelaces

liking shoelaces by CrazyObsessedChick September 18, 2018