An old Norwegian Fairy Tale about an elder woman who's skin is so blistered from the sun that her skin has been turned to leather. Hence the name "Lady Leather"
According to this old Norwegian legend, Lady Leather enjoyed to suck the souls of teenagers. Mostly the ones nearest adulthood. She exposed herself to the children, and burned their eyes out, so it would be easier to suck out their souls. It is said that she also stole their talents, and will to live.
According to this old Norwegian legend, Lady Leather enjoyed to suck the souls of teenagers. Mostly the ones nearest adulthood. She exposed herself to the children, and burned their eyes out, so it would be easier to suck out their souls. It is said that she also stole their talents, and will to live.
by jerkeyeaters May 6, 2009

An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.
Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food
- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be
Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food
- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be
by EESHA4U December 11, 2017

by xXxFiRE WiNDxXx February 24, 2015

Annes: Her skirt is so short you can almost see her Lady Jane!
Sara: Oh yeah, she should get some clothes on!
Sara: Oh yeah, she should get some clothes on!
by SosbanFach December 10, 2010

The first internet search done by a 3rd or 4th grader to figure out what exactly his friends in school are talking about.
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by gangsterfemale101 April 5, 2010

1. A fugly demon who has been sent by Satan to suck the tiny bit of remaining life out of the near-dead music industry.
2. A talentless bimbo who will be forgotten once her fans hit puberty and devolp real taste in music.
3. A person who teaches young girls that dressing as an 'eccentric' whore, riding 'discos sticks', getting enebriated and having sex with whoever will take you is a good lifestyle choice.
2. A talentless bimbo who will be forgotten once her fans hit puberty and devolp real taste in music.
3. A person who teaches young girls that dressing as an 'eccentric' whore, riding 'discos sticks', getting enebriated and having sex with whoever will take you is a good lifestyle choice.
by cb88 February 8, 2010
