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Bald King

Title of the fabled Asmongold.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.
Tailor (on the marketplace): I am here before the Bald King arrives.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.
by Geroolt oof Roovia April 26, 2021
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King Temprie

A twitch streamer who plays marbles all day and minecraft and gifts subs to himself!
King Temprie's famous quote is "One More I promise"
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King Von

A sexy nigga who is not from 63rd and has four plus three, three plus two bodies on his count.
LIL DURK: Aye Von aint you turning 63 today?
KING VON: No

LIL DURK: But aint this yo 63rd birthday?
KING VON: BITCH WE NOT FROM 63RD!!!!
LIL DURK: OK OK CHILL
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king sweef

Royal King from the 1960s
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King splen

King splen is not just a rapper,but a bloody modafucking gangsta.he is the King of Spartan gang and the King of audiomack.
His songs sure discribe him as a GOAT of our generation and no Nigerian rapper fuck with him and his gang.
If you never heard King splen songs,then you have a mental discharge
by Kungell splen May 16, 2022
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King Dedede

The self-proclaimed king of Dreamland who used to want to CLOBBA DAT DAIR KIRBEH. Dedede has become more of an ally to Kirby in his recent adventures but the two still have a rivalry.
"Who just stole all of our food?"
"Oh that was just King Dedede."
by ThePumpkinGhost April 1, 2022
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King Coom

Hardcore coomer that fought hard to get crowned the King of all Coomers.
"Dang that Eric Cooms 10 times a day. "
"Yea I think thats King Coom himself."
by CoomKing April 1, 2022
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