Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have onions
instead of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on Earth. And all other planets. All they do is
do nothing other than sucking cows' teats,
pissing off all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.