Everything Jumps

Some shit Walters came up with in PROBY school

My friend came down and asked how’s the party. I replied “ Everything Jumps”

by DeeSoSmooth August 25, 2023

Hobo jump

Damn i don’t have a lighter can I Hobo jump that cigarette

Dude I don’t have a light, can I Hobo Jump that??

by Zoekat96 April 28, 2020

jump for jude

disabled boy who needs help immediately and is on verge of dying.

me: i’m so jump for jude
bonny and deirdre: let’s plan your funeral

by iamageri February 5, 2023

couch jump

The physical act of jumping between two or more couches. Often accompanied by singing.

Chris was couch jumping today, he has that couch-jump fever.

by Chris Langner March 4, 2009

Clungee jumping

What the baby does if a woman gives birth standing up

Did you hear about mike? His baby went clungee jumping

by Megacrash February 10, 2017

Jumping Jalapeno

It's where someone is really happy, and a little bit mental, over a piece of news

Wow, look over at Doug over there, he's like a jumping jalapeno!

by BC2011 August 1, 2011

Jumped the Shart

Jumping the Shark is when a show reaches its creative peak. However, jumping the shart is when a show already jumped the shark, and somehow gets even shittier than it already has.

Family Guy jumped the shark long ago back in Season 3, then jumped the shart in season 5.

by microsoftwindowsvista March 19, 2021