Feline Foot 'n Joy

The world's first "Hands Free" cat toy invented by Josh M. Burns.

Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!

My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.

by Hydrobrew May 13, 2011

The After Joy

January 2, the official post-Christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding space for things you don't have space for.

"Hey, honey. Whew, he holidays are over. Let's just kick back and relax today."

"Are you kidding? I'm not looking at this tree for another week. Let's kick it to the curb and get all these boxes out to recycling."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Today's The After Joy."

by C. B. LEE January 4, 2012

doing a joy

When somebody messages you even when you do not reply.

I can't sleep
Help
Help
Help
Im nervous
Are you awake
?
Are
You
Awake
Im so gonna do a joy
Coz i have nothing to do but watch tv for another three hours
And message you
You
Know
doing a joy

by not really ethan December 31, 2012

jumpin for joy

An exclamation shouted by spectators when one successfully uses a "pump-fake" to make his/her opponent jump to attempt to block it. Usually there is actually very little joy involved on the part of the person who was "schooled".

Offense: *pump fake*
Defense: *jumps to block it, realizes there's nothing to block, comes back down*
Crowd: "OOOOOOOH He Got You Jumpin For Joy, Dog, He got You Jumpin!"

by Hombre Del Cruzado March 6, 2014

alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.

Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.

by QuacksO February 1, 2017

sharing the joy

Having sex like a whore

Kimberley is such a slut she is constantly sharing the joy with everyone she meets.

by RickA01 March 23, 2017

Sneaky almond joy

Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.

I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.

by Felix_liter June 27, 2018