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Alex Jones

An angry tomato who somehow found his way onto a stage and was given a tv show and host of infowars, Alex Jones is known for believing frogs are gay because of chemicals (spoiler alert they were always gay), shouting at grieving parents, being unable to grasp simple concepts like empathy, and for making ads for anything and everything toxic masculinity
I just found out Steve watches infowars, no wonder he’s turning into an angry tomato like Alex Jones.
by Blob the bi frog god December 3, 2022
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Alex Jones

An insane and hallarious conspericy theorist that famously said "they're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the fricking frogs gay." After that, it was a surprise that anyone took him seriously, but apparently people did, so much so that it directly cause multiple terrorist attacks, leading to the memelord himself being banned from every social media to date.
"Alex Jones is absolutely hallarious. It's a shame that so many idiots take his insane rants seriously."
by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021
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mike jones

a rapper whose music shows a heavy influence from "timmy" the retarded kid in the wheel chair on south park.
borrowing from timmy's style, mike jones decided to say his name repeatedly, and often even in different tones as well. amazing.
timmy: timmy!!
mike jones: mike jones bitch!
by rilesworth September 8, 2006
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jigaboo jones

a homeless black person that sits on the corner and calls passing civilians Mr.Jones
by Kelly Swatek March 29, 2008
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Jone Bone

"Wow, that guy has a MASSIVE jone bone right now.
by ConmaniaC March 30, 2008
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Alex Jones

Child: Mommy! look its that crazy man from infowars.com

Mother: Come along Junior Alex Jones is off his nut!
by Poopee fingers August 3, 2018
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jeffrey jones

The annoying principal from ferris bueller's day off who was convicted of coercing a fourteen year old boy to pose for naked pictures. Jeffrey was subsequently made to join the national sex offender's register.
by littlerudegirl December 11, 2006
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