jimmy urine

the most perfect man in existence

person a: 'wow, jimmy urine is so sexy. i wish i knew his geographical coordinates so i could track him down to stalk him.'
person b: 'i know right! i wish he would just spit on my face already.'

by jimmysemowhore July 19, 2023

THIC jimmy

THIC jimmy , former undisputed grand wizard of the nine trey bloods, well known for saying “it’s cowboy time” when his crush likes his tweet and randomly saying wack

Tweeting so I’m tryna get some THIC jimmy clout

by bog nogga September 30, 2019

Skinny jimmy

An unusually skinny joint that is just as potent as a normal joint because its all or mostly filled with kief.

I smoked some skinny jimmy on the way over here.

by Alphalabeef March 11, 2015

Jimmy Onions

An exclamation created and popularised in North West England. Can be used to express shock, fear, or delight (depending on the tone it is exclaimed).

1) John: ‘James, she’s definitely into you pal!’

James: ‘Jimmy Onions, I knew it!’

2) ‘Jimmy fucking Onions, that was one scary ride!’

by Bo’ Selecta Fan June 3, 2019

Jungle Jimmie

A penis sticking out of unkempt pubic hair.

Bob gave me his goopy banana last night. It was fine, except he had a Jungle Jimmie.

by AKW-AS July 13, 2018

jimmy crush

when you “like” someone and think they’re fine/ cute but you don’t want to date them. when you like the idea of being with them but not actually with them

Dylan wants to ask you out are you
going to say yes? Nah, it’s just a jimmy crush

by guacamole36 October 30, 2018

Uncle Jimmy

The largest and most profound rapist ever.
He currently resides in Sweeden

The rape rates have gone up massively, must have been Uncle Jimmy

by Uncle Jimmy from Sweeden March 12, 2020