Jewish shotgun

When you insert coins into your erect penis, and then proceed to pinch the end shut while attempting to piss. Eventually, once enough pressure builds, you release your fingers, and the coins, as well as your piss fly out of the urethra.

A homeless man asked if I had any spare change, so I preceded to shoot him with my jewish shotgun.

by Minecraftplayer4000 August 6, 2021

Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.

*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.

by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023

Jewish Chicken

A person who chickens find attractive

¨Wow! She is such a Jewish Chicken!¨

by Poothy Popper 3000 January 26, 2022

Jewish alignment

Having all your money in order by value and facing the correct way

I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.

by I piss knowledge March 5, 2023

jewish

1. An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason. To cheat someone out of something having the ideas that jews are stingy. Doing shitty things to people. Being shitty or petty doing knifing scandalous stuff. Can also be called a Jew.

Sally: He was an asshole for no reason.

Jan: Yeah that was pretty jewish

Sam: Ur a shitty friend, Dan. A fkg Jew

by Trixxy Crisp September 14, 2023

Jewish kike bagel

When your playing call of duty multiplayer and your kicking ass then all of a sudden here comes this one Jewish kike begal getting u with a headshot after headshot

Damn Jewish kike bagel got me again with a headshot.

by Lmpease March 14, 2025

National Jewish Bread Day

celebrated on July 1st, national jewish bread day is a very special tradition to the people of Alpha Cat, however, can be celebrated by anyone.

You know what day it is
Its National Jewish Bread Day!

by KaleemCat September 5, 2020