January 6

National Capitol Assault day

Democrat: Bro do u wanna go to the movies?

Republican: No bro today is January 6th, the Anniversary of the Capitol Assault

by imkyle February 25, 2021

january joiner

a person who joins a gym as a new years resolution but may or may not continue going after the early months of the year.

Jake: Hey Bill want to go work out today?

Bill: No man, all those january joiners are hogging all the treadmills.

by decemberjoiner January 16, 2009

January 9th

I was born January 9th it’s no cap 🔥

January 9th the day of me my friend neveah and a lot of dushes

by Its.Young Dagger November 4, 2019

January 20

Yahya Jammeh is ousted but throws a tanty and The Gambia is invaded.

Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.

James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.

Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.

Person 1: January 20, don't mention it, because it breaks my heart.
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!

by SliceofJesus January 20, 2017

January 30

National hug your gf day

Bf:wanna hug.its January 30
Gf: yeah

by Sport’s Steryotypes January 29, 2020

10th January

When the kindest most handsome men are born. You must do everything they tell you to and can’t complain

Isn’t he born on the 10th January?
Yeah he is hence he’s handsome and kind

by Thegodofthisthing January 15, 2022

January 26th

Let ur bf grab u by your neck and kiss u 2 times

January 26th let ur bf kiss u

by XOXOQUOTE January 23, 2022