january joiner

a person who joins a gym as a new years resolution but may or may not continue going after the early months of the year.

Jake: Hey Bill want to go work out today?

Bill: No man, all those january joiners are hogging all the treadmills.

by decemberjoiner January 16, 2009

January 9th

I was born January 9th it’s no cap 🔥

January 9th the day of me my friend neveah and a lot of dushes

by Its.Young Dagger November 4, 2019

January 20

Yahya Jammeh is ousted but throws a tanty and The Gambia is invaded.

Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.

James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.

Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.

Person 1: January 20, don't mention it, because it breaks my heart.
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!

by SliceofJesus January 20, 2017

January 30

National hug your gf day

Bf:wanna hug.its January 30
Gf: yeah

by Sport’s Steryotypes January 29, 2020

January 19

Take people’s Girlfriend day, For the bullied people

Homie 1: Why did my girl say you’re better than me
You: I don’t know maybe it’s that time of the year
Homie 2: Yeah mine too
Homie 3: We are gonna beat you up
You: but I’m doing something with insert gf’s here
You: It’s January 19th also

by WockySlush January 18, 2021

January 18

People born in january 18 is the best, beautifullest, handsomest, coolest, goodest dressing, best humored people.

Someone: wow i love her humour and the way she dresses
Someone: yeah. She was born in january 18.

by yourfriendmate September 5, 2021

January 27

National grab cock day

Guy 1: Hey it's January 27

Guy 2: I've been waiting for this

by Bogsy January 14, 2022