Jeff

The guy from the live chat on Urban Dictionary, he was cool but refused to tell me why he was a virgin :/

Hey Jeff why is u a virgin
Jeff: idk

by That_white_girl_who_says_nigga December 31, 2019

Jeff

Verb- to completely destroy something, especially in a warehouse setting.

Man, you really jeff'd that pallet! Now we can't even use it!

by Crystalclear0369 November 24, 2020

Jeffer

When a male pops a female right in the kisser -with closed fist- after she has given him a remark that he doesn't agree with.

Comes from an old Chiro member (Jeff) that was the first to practice this form of art.

Seune got a vicious comment from that girl. It wouldn't surprise me if he gives here a good ol' Jeffer... That'll shut her up right quick!

by janneman10 April 28, 2022

thomas jefferson express

when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.

Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!

- Nice bro, #goals

by Pauly the brooklyn itilian February 15, 2018

Cheers Jeff

To State a fact which is fairly obvious to everyone.

Or something nobody really cares about or wants to know.

Bill: Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer!

Stuart: “Cheers Jeff!”

by JeffHasAlredyBeenTaken May 22, 2018

Uncle Jeff

A whimsical way to refer to the founder of Amazon, Jeff Bezos. It is mainly used by employees of the company.

"I hope I can afford rent next month."

"It'll be alright. Just ask Uncle Jeff to take care of you!"

by hemp112 November 2, 2021

Pull a Jeff

1.) To be overly sensitive and overbearing.
2.) Lacking a pair of male genitals.
3.) To cry over a female that doesn't really care about you or want to be with you.
4.) To be a bitch.

Tim: Dude are you crying...
Jim: Yeah man, Christy just dumped me.
Tim: Wait, you guys have been dating for what, two weeks?
Jim: Yah, but I loved her.
Tim: Wow, way to pull a Jeff... pussy.

by voodootaco November 24, 2010