tits and lipstick

Aesthetics. Making something look pretty and nice.

I'm just good at the tits and lipstick.

by H.R. Paperstacks October 26, 2013

Samosa Tits

A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).

It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.

Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?

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by rave69uk December 7, 2015

frosted tits

When you get really tan on the beach, then take off your bathing suit and your tits are white.

Micaelas frosted tits were hanging out of her bikini.

by Klur April 30, 2015

tit custard

another name for breast milk

Come on Tim you know my baby only drinks organic Tit Custard!!!

by T-Whip May 18, 2016

Tesla tits

Similar to punch-buggy, Tesla tits is a car game where one may grab another passengers breasts (male or female) and yell Tesla whenever they see a Tesla vehicle. Consent is critical before introducing the game to new players

They were able to catch her breast cancer early thanks to Tesla tits.

by Innocent cheese March 21, 2021

dick tits

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.

Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits

by mc1yoko November 15, 2019

hidden tits

Hidden Tits(n)
When a woman appears to have small to average sized breasts but, it is later revealed that they are much larger than originally perceived. This is often due to her taste/style of clothing.

" I never realized that Lindsey's tits were so huge and amazing! I sure am glad you invited her over swim."
"I know right?! All her clothes make her boobs look way smaller than they actually are, she has hidden tits"

by ArchAngel-7 May 9, 2014