Pussy pet

When you scratched your pussy so much, it becomes your little petting pet.
Girl, last night your crabs turned your pussy into a pussy pet.
by Punanislayer12 June 12, 2019
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pet birds

uf you are thinking of having pet birds, thick twice. or TRICE literal so noisy all the time. morning noon and night, you'll be greeted by their "AAAAAACCCCCCCCK" :D yes
friend: "should i get pet birds?"
me: "no."
by yesiwannadie December 29, 2022
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Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.
by BradieBear July 04, 2010
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sia pet

Like the popular dated "Chia Pet" but referring to the singer Sia's crazy hair.
Dude, what's with Natalie?

She looks like hell, must have been out all night, that would explain the Sia Pet she's rocking!
by Rylucpicard June 28, 2017
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Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention
Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me
by Niggalini March 31, 2022
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Pet Veepe

A Pet veepe is a particular thing that charms or incites a feeling of joy or amusement every time. (Opposite of a "Pet peeve").
One of my pet veepes is the sound of a harp, being played live, in person.
by JWD53xstNewtn April 30, 2020
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pet peeze

An animal that sneezes & pees at the same time
by Logically_25 December 06, 2015
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