a book on how to read

A VERY useless item, the most useless item

Human one: Human two is like a book on how to read
Human two: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by AVeryDumbHuman May 27, 2022

How’s things xx

An introductory line that is used to open up dialogue with your friends girlfriends (with the intention of trying to chat them up)

Your mate: How’s things xx

Your girlfriend: Not much, you?

Your mate: I’m good babe xx

by Mister steal your girl May 24, 2019

HOW'S YOURS DOIN

How are you, and How have you been at the same damn time.

Hi Paul, How's yours doin?

Paul - Im's doins good

by Hows yours doin October 24, 2018

Learn How To Park.

Learn How To Park.

Seriously.

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ Learn How To Park!

Learn How To Park... Or Else... You Don't Want To Know Trust Me

by Learn. How. To. Park. March 3, 2021

How to type correctly

This tutorial is for urban dictionary users.
1. Use auto correct
2. Google words that you think you misspelled
3. Make sure it's easy to read
4. Write in plain english
5. Don't write long sentences
6. Be sure to use commas

How to type correctly

1. Bad english
Plain
Somethinf that can be visuallized clearl thefeore it makes easier to grab it

Example:
Its very visually plain

2. Proper english
Plain
Something that can be seen clearly.
It also refers to simple, basic, completely.

Example:
This bird is in plain view.
It's a plain design.
This guy is plain stupid.

by Notmelol123 February 19, 2022

how to make a cake

Something that google doesn't want you to look up. You have to look up cake recipes instead.

"Try words that may appear on the site that you're looking for. For example 'cake recipes' instead of 'how to make a cake'

by Retard_Ryan May 31, 2022

I see how it is

When you are forced to chat shit or lie. When you gotta be sly back sometimes or test people. or do whatever you gotta do whilst staying true. you are forced to break your principles but not your morals because of the environment you live in or the people that are surrounding you.pmsl.

many situations... I see how it is

by RealTalk1239080 December 20, 2012