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by hopeioos February 6, 2022

Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.

"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."

by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022

flopped a hoagin

It's when one or both tits fall out of the bra or shirt.

Lastnight my grandmother fell in the floor and flopped a hoagin.

by tH3Chuck June 14, 2022

Puffing on a Hoagie

Suckin a Dick, What you call someone you don’t like or who’s a superfag

*an insult*
“well how about you go puff on a hoagie.”

You’re a hoagie puffer.

Definition: “Puffing on a hoagie” meaning sucking dick

by biffsmallberry December 11, 2025