banged up helmet

An ugly person. Usually in reference to a female.

That chick has a smoking body, shame about the 'banged up helmet.'

by Spus July 24, 2007

Helmet

A heavy metal band. They used to rock, but now they suck.

Haven't you all noticed that they sound different? Page Hamilton sings different, too. They sound like poppy mainstream crap now. They don't even sound metal anymore. It's not even Helmet without Henry Bogdan, Peter Mengede and John Stanier. Mr. Hamilton should just retire.

Helmet used to be a good band in the early 90's. But not anymore!

by not found [Error 404] October 7, 2007

Helmuting

Putting your head into someones anus. (usually homosexual)

Those guys are helmuting each other.

by Joe Cauckegro January 15, 2008

army helmet

when your fucking a girl in the ass and you take your dick out and you have shit on the head of your dick

"dude i fucked this girl in the ass and i got an army helmet"

by jakers1992 May 16, 2010

Beer Helmet

A helmet, usually football, with a holster on each side where cold beverages, usually beer, are stored. The wearer can then drink the beverages using straws attached to the helmet, which are placed inside of the open beverage, leaving the wearers' hands free for other activies, such as cheering at a sports event.

Man 1: Holy crap! Nice beer helmet!
Man 2: Thanks, it lets me drink my natty light while cheering for the Steelers!

by TDGriot18 June 6, 2010

Squirrel Helmets

When one masturbates furiously and at the point of ejaculation, pulls ones foreskin over the head to catch all the semen. Then leave it to hard, peel it off and give it to a squirrel to wear on its head.

Squirrel Helmets

by CaptainBouncyTits July 30, 2011

Riley Helms

1 - A small cat like creature who thinks it can excrete seminal fluid wherever it chooses.

2 - The act of doing nothing while eating chocolate and watching a dare devil jumping over a field of daisy's on a tricycle.

1 - Wow your Riley Helms just dumped all over my chair.

2 - "Wheres Steve tonight" "hes being a Riley Helms at his place and cant make it".

by RiLeY431m5ftw July 17, 2012