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HardOCP

a group of men who are insensitive to insults. See:cuntgoatseflamer
those guys at HARD|OCP are a buncha NAZIs
by Kyle Bennett March 31, 2003
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Florida Hard-on

This is when a man cannot achieve an erection, so he fakes it by attaching to his flaccid shaft some sort of hard object (e.g. a dildo, marker, phallic-shaped sheet rock), using some sort of adhesive (e.g. duct tape, electrical tape, peanut butter). Generally, sex with a woman will follow.

Etymology: "Florida", a place where old folks go to retire; "Hard-on", an erection.
I couldn't get it up last night, so I pulled a Florida Hard-on.
by gothhenge September 22, 2004
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e-harmony

Tom: Yo I've been get all these women on e-harmony
by Joc da Roc March 31, 2009
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Tonya Harding

Oregonian champion ice skater, celebrity boxer, and troublemaker, but for all that, a beautiful resilient person from the wrong side of the tracks. In short, America's sweetheart.
The picture of Tonya Harding climbing down from the pickup in a floor-length gown is beautiful.
by octopod June 27, 2004
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hard-on

"I better get out of here. If Joe sees us talking he might get a hard-on."
by Steve Jobber November 2, 2007
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HardToName

A man, who is very hard to name, in the same way that god is very hard to name. HardToName is a prodigy resembling god himself, although he is an atheist. He preforms such miracles as
*The G-Spot
*The Don't Taze me bro
*And many more...
HardToName equal to god.
by Hard2Name June 29, 2008
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Haddonfield

A little down in South Jersey where stealing bikes is kinda normal. The middle schoolers are wild little guys but more likable than highschoolers. The high school is so stereotypical it’s sad. They think they’re better than other towns because some of them are rich, but other towns don’t really get their lacrosse team banned for shouting racist slurs so it’s fine. There is literally no discipline in Haddonfield whatsoever and everyone does whatever they want. The cops do about as much as the adults that are supposed to be responsible. They just watch from afar and do nothing.
A bunch of Haddonfield kids got busted for vandalizing the Haddon Township bleachers.
by skunchifier October 8, 2018
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