by Kyle Bennett March 31, 2003
Get the HardOCP mug.This is when a man cannot achieve an erection, so he fakes it by attaching to his flaccid shaft some sort of hard object (e.g. a dildo, marker, phallic-shaped sheet rock), using some sort of adhesive (e.g. duct tape, electrical tape, peanut butter). Generally, sex with a woman will follow.
Etymology: "Florida", a place where old folks go to retire; "Hard-on", an erection.
Etymology: "Florida", a place where old folks go to retire; "Hard-on", an erection.
by gothhenge September 22, 2004
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by Joc da Roc March 31, 2009
Get the e-harmony mug.Oregonian champion ice skater, celebrity boxer, and troublemaker, but for all that, a beautiful resilient person from the wrong side of the tracks. In short, America's sweetheart.
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Get the Tonya Harding mug.by Steve Jobber November 2, 2007
Get the hard-on mug.A man, who is very hard to name, in the same way that god is very hard to name. HardToName is a prodigy resembling god himself, although he is an atheist. He preforms such miracles as
*The G-Spot
*The Don't Taze me bro
*And many more...
*The G-Spot
*The Don't Taze me bro
*And many more...
by Hard2Name June 29, 2008
Get the HardToName mug.A little down in South Jersey where stealing bikes is kinda normal. The middle schoolers are wild little guys but more likable than highschoolers. The high school is so stereotypical it’s sad. They think they’re better than other towns because some of them are rich, but other towns don’t really get their lacrosse team banned for shouting racist slurs so it’s fine. There is literally no discipline in Haddonfield whatsoever and everyone does whatever they want. The cops do about as much as the adults that are supposed to be responsible. They just watch from afar and do nothing.
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